A SONG ABOUT WHAT ?!?!

If you need a laugh check out this clip from YouTube. Be warned - it's crass, it's inappropriate. It's also absolutely HILARIOUS! (And amazingly there are no curse words.)

H/T to Naked Drinking Coffee for pointing me in the direction of the clip and entertaining me in general with all manner of debauchery.

FRIDAY'S FEAST - MARCH 30, 2007

Friday's Feast has moved, so the links in my previous posts might only work for a limited time.

Feast One Hundred & Thirty Seven
Appetizer
What are you proud of?
Graduating from law school, passing the bar and my ability to sooth crying clients.

Soup
What is the best thing you’ve ever won as a prize?
I won a "lifetime" supply of M&M Minis when I was in law school. I got a case of those little colored tubes. I gave those things away to everyone I knew (and some people that I didn't know!). Do you have any idea how many tubes are in an entire case of Minis?? A LOT.

Salad
Name something you do that is a waste of time.
Daydream

Main Course
In what year of your life did you change the most?
It's a toss up between 1998 and 2001.

Dessert
Where is a place you consider to be very tranquil?
The beach

FRIDAY'S FEAST - MARCH 23, 2007

Feast One Hundred & Thirty Six
Appetizer
Who is your favorite news anchor/reporter? Why?
I don't generally watch the news on TV. It's very sensationalized and I can get much more current info from the internet. If I had to pick someone I would have to say Andy Rooney from 60 Minutes. I know heis technically not an anchorperson, but I love his attitude - and those eyebrows, OMG, I cannot help but stare. LOL

Soup
Name 3 foods that are currently in your freezer.
steak, broccoli, chicken

Salad
If you were to have the opportunity to name a new town or city, what would you call it?
It would depend on where it was, etc. For something completely whimsical how about "Love". "Where do you live? Love." Excellent.

Main Course
What will most likely be the next book you read?
The third in the DUNE series.

Dessert
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?
It depends, but usually smile.

FIRST DAY OF SPRING

Tomorrow is the Vernal Equinox, i.e. the First Day of Spring!!! As a PSA I'd like to let everyone one know that you can get free goodies.

Rita's Water Ice opens for the season and is offering a free regular size ice at all locations to everyone! Find a location near you.

Dunkin Donuts is offering a free iced coffee all day Wednesday as well!

Get your sugar and caffeine - all for free!

Anyone know of any other cool stuff going on tomorrow? Let me know or post it in the comments.

FRIDAY'S FEAST - MARCH 16, 2007

Happy early Saint Patrick's Day! Erin go bragh! [Yes, I actually am a smidge Irish]


Feast One Hundred & Thirty Five
Appetizer
Name two things that made you smile this week.
I went to see Beauty and the Beast on Broadway, it was hysterical, and also my niece made me laugh when I spotted her playing with the cat.

Soup
Fill in the blank: Don't you hate it when ________?
People drive like morons!

Salad
When you can't go to sleep, what is your personal remedy to help yourself drift into Lullabyland?
Reading a bit or breathing exercises if I am really desperate.

Main Course
What is something about which you've always wondered but have not yet found a good answer?
I want to know why we have to pay the IRS interest if we are late paying our taxes [and penalties too], but when they refund OUR money that they have had access to for the last year, they don't have to pay US interest.

Dessert
What is your favorite pasta dish?
Spaghetti Carbonara comes to mind, although I also adore penne a la vodka and broccoli alfredo.

HAPPINESS IS ...

Happiness is freshly laundered sheets at bedtime.

FRIDAY'S FEAST - MARCH 9, 2007

Feast One Hundred and Thirty Four
Appetizer
What is your usual bedtime? Do you like that, or would you rather it be different?
11pm during the week, who knows on the weekends. I am a night person, so I tend to get more done late at night. When I was in law school I scheduled all of my classes late in the day and routinely stayed up till 2am. These days I am more than ready to zonk out at 11.

Soup
When it comes to advice, do you give more or receive more?
It's about equal.

Salad
Describe a memorable meal you've had.
My family and I went to my favorite [and also expensive] restaurant down near Atlantic City to celebrate when I passed the bar exam. That was one of the happiest meals of my life. It was my parents, my brother and his wife and daughter. I had steamed mussels and shrimp bisque and stuffed lobster tail and amazing banana cream pie. We drank and toasted and had a fabulous time.

Main Course
Name a work of fiction that affected the way you think about something.
To Kill a Mockingbird - it made me think long and hard about a lot of things. That's one of the reasons it is my favorite book.

Dessert
What is your favorite type of fruit juice?
Pink grapefruit usually

FRIDAY'S FEAST - MARCH 2, 2007

Wow March already - yea Springtime!

Feast One Hundred & Thirty Three
Appetizer
What does the color pink make you think of?
Blond Justice and baby clothes and Miss Piggy

Soup
Name something you thought you had lost, but later found.
I lost my watch several times, but always found it again. I thought I had lost my mind a few times, but managed to find that too :)

Salad
In 3 words, describe this past week.
hyper, busy, emotional

Main Course
What are you obsessed with?
Nutcrackers and the color green and the law

Dessert
What kind of perfume or cologne do you like to wear?
Chanel No. 5, but I rarely wear it because it is pricey

OHH MY GAWWWWD - SHUT UP!

Legally Blond is now a Broadway Musical.
I don't know if I am amused or disturbed by this.

And YES, I am one of those people who watched this movie during my 1L year, yelling at the TV "That could never happen!"