Monday, August 14, 2006


With Barbie moving out of the toy scene, everybody make room for Collette the action hooker! She comes with her own fishnets, a surley smile and she is anotomically correct. Leave it to the French! GI Joe is doing cartwheels up and down the aisles of Toys R Us, while Ken allegedly said he doesn't hang out with "those kinds of women" and was seen squiring Strawberry Shortcake to the local jam festival. The Bratz dolls were seen out back smoking and gossiping about being upstaged. Han Solo and Spiderman were unavailable for comment.

Courtesy of FARK


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