FAMILY QUOTABLES PART II - HE HAS A WAY WITH WORDS

Brother recently adopted a female dog, after dog sitting for a friend's male dog to get a feel for dog ownership.

Mother: At least you won't have all those uncomfortable questions and ball licking show in the middle of your living room.

Young niece previously peered underneath male dog, vigouresly grabbed wedding tackle and said "What's this daddy??" causing masked amusement by Brother and loud yelping from male dog.

Brother: Oh this dog eats at the "Y"

Mother: Excuse me?!

Brother: Well it's not that obvious, it's not like you have junk hanging out or anything. It just looks like any other furry area, Niece doesn't know it's all cash and prizes up there.