Friday, June 02, 2006

INNUENDO IN THE LIQUOR STORE

I went to lunch today with a gal from work that we'll call Sporty Spice. Sporty and I chowed down at a local Chinese place where the dumplings were greasy, the garlic sauce was rockin' hot and the waiter/host guy was rude - perfect. After lunch we ducked into the liquor store so Sporty could grab a pack of smokes. [I kinda miss smoking, and mostly I don't. But that is another post. ] In any event we were yacking on about our favorite drinks and how much more "interesting" the afternoon would be at the office if we drank a few brews before returning to work, when suddenly Sporty dissolves into girlie giggles. She points, and I look.

CREAMY HEAD FOR COCKTAILS?!!? I start snickering like a school girl too. I look over at Sporty, our eyes meet and clearly we have both mentally gone to the same place. Peals of laughter follow - loudly. People glare, we don't care, we're still trying to gain control of ourselves. Then I stiffen up and look at Sporty again. "You don't think? .... nahhh." Sporty looks at me, and deadpans, "well is does say 'all purpose' ".

Ahh, good times. We were being really immature, but so what. How else are you going to get your kicks on a rainy Friday afternoon? I can't wait to see what happens the first time Sporty and I hang out in a bar.

1 Comments:

At 7:53 PM, June 03, 2006, Anonymous Jen said...

Hey, just leave out the "-tails" part and it could be a Viagra ad.

 

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