DUST OFF YOUR "OOOGA OOOGA"

I have several posts running around in my head at the moment, but you'll have to settle for this for now:

In the realm of off-the-wall holidays, you should know that today, January 31st, is

National Gorilla Suit Day !!!!

An excerpt from the site:

Every National Gorilla Suit Day, people of all shapes and colors around the world get their gorilla suits out of the closet, put them on and go door-to-door.

That's really all there is to it. You don't have to buy gifts. You don't have to fast, although some Orthodox Gorilla Suiters do. If you want to have a parade, fine. Just make sure all the marchers are wearing gorilla suits and that all the balloons are giant, inflatable gorillas.

Imagine your boss/spouse/coworker's reaction if you decided to observe this holiday???