"THE HOFF" IS OFF ... HIS ROCKER

THIS was just too disturbing for words. David Hasselhoff, of Knight Rider fame, flying through the air, flying! behind faux backgrounds, in a fur coat, singing "Hooked on a Feeling". Disturbing. Profoundly.

He's not a bad singer actually, but the bad special effects, the insane backgrounds - it's just too bizarre to miss. It's like Toms Jones on crack.

His uber-fame in Germany makes perfect sense now though. Clearly, you would have to drink A LOT of beer to find this kind of thing seem normal. A lot.