FOR THE GUY WHO HAS EVERYTHING

Have a hubby/bf addicted to video games? Get him this game as a holiday gift. Let the innocent little Lapis the cartoon bunny teach him a thing or two about women.

The more they stimulate the bunny, the happier he becomes until eventually he begins flying through the air. But Lapis is also an unpredictable creature who needs a variety of sensations. Sometimes, no amount of stimulation is going to work.

Umm yea. You get the idea. Use your imagination. Isn't euphemism wonderful?

Via FARK.

If you don't like that idea why not get him his own Porn Company.

Via EBAY.