QUOTEABLES

Me: [looking at male co-worker]: Oh I could see you in tights running around the ren-faire.
Male Co-Worker: Oh, I have not worn tights in years.
Me: I was kidding! You mean you really wore tights?!
MCW: Yea, but it was for a play, I don't wear them now!
Female Co-Worker: Not even when you're out fighting crime?

Maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was hysterical.