AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE

I recently received this in an email. Most of you have probably read it before, but I laugh every time so I decided to post it:

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an
unpolluted pond in a beautiful meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the young man that I am. Then, my dear, we can marry and live in your castle with my mother, where you can bear my children, wash my clothing, cook my meals and serve me for the rest of your life, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined on sautéed frog legs in a white wine sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: "I don't fucking think so."

That would have been my reaction too!